on my way to get alpha-bits
posted Wednesday, July 18 2012
so i'm driving on superior heading downtown over the bridge and onto detroit on my way to lakewood to get another box of alpha-bits today. it's all smooth sailing, i have the AC blasting, i have aerosmith "get your wings" blasting and things are good. i cross into lakewood and happen to glance in my rearview. i see this white car, american make, new, and fairly expensive looking right behind me. the driver is this obese kenny rogers looking guy with long hair and a hawaiian shirt or something like that on. next to him is this lady who just looks...tired, you know, not tired in exhausted, just tired. both are in their 50's i'm guessing. now what made me take such mental notes of these folks is that when they were right up on me, the woman pulled out some big camera and started taking pictures of the back of my car. i'm like "wtf?" so i speed up but come to a light and they come in behind me again, i look back into the mirror and she pulls her camera up and starts taking pictures again. i wave this time, but they don't do anything back but talk among themselves and take pictures. i'm getting annoyed at this point so the light changes to green and i go. we're in lakewood so i can't do any really nice creative driving so i pull into a lane on my right, that wasn't really a lane, it was a line of parking meter spots without any cars parked at them. i then slow way down, catch him off guard and they get next to me, i then speed up and run side by side with them. i look over at them, she won't look up, he glances over at me but that's it. i'm like, well i'm in lakewood, those two know i'm aware of them now so i break it off, speed up and get back into the legal lane in front of them. we come to another light, she pulls her camera up again and starts shooting the back of my car, and he gets on the phone...i'm again like "WTF?". so i motion them to pull over off a side street with me, i turn, but they kept going..whatever.
now i have two bumper stickers on my car, a "saxon" sticker and a "dogs against romney" sticker (
www.dogsagainstromney.com). if they were with me on either of those they would have waved back earlier. so they either hate saxon, which they should be shot for if that's the case, or they hate obama. now if they're teabaggers, what the hell were they doing? they defiantly have my license plate number now, not that i fear a teabagger....although they may run home like minute men and get their flint locks to shoot me. if they're saxon haters they obviously never heard the "denim and leather" record, which makes me sad for them....regardless i got my alpha-bits. no saxon hating teabagger is gonna keep me from getting my alpha-bits now that i know where they are.